Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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