He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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