do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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