Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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