Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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