Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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