Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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