Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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