But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Randomize
