..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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