Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Still dying that you shit outside
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
My bed smells like the plague
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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