I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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