How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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