I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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