i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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