Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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