if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
my poor anus
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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