so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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