Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
My vagina is very pro this idea
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