Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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