Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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