actually, I'm a sock model
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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