Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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