your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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