her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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