Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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