She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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