he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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