Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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