But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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