Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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