It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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