just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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