I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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