My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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