Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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