This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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