just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize