he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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