it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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