How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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