thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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