My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
