Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
well you can't waste a boner
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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