I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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