i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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