Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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