we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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