I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
