it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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