i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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