so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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