I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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