he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
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