You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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