TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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