Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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