Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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