I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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