i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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