i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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